You’re Canadian if: (a little humour to lighten the load)

You’re Canadian if:
  • You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking
  • You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around
  • You know what a tuque (toque?) is
  • You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada
  • You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day
  • You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing ‘u’s from labor, honor, and color
  • You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
  • Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway
  • You drive on a highway, not a freeway
  • You know what a Robertson screwdriver is
  • You understand the sentence, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine.”
  • You drink pop, not soda
  • You love your fries with poutine
  • You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom
  • Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize. 
  • You stepped on someone’s foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
  • You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
  • “Eh” is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of “eh”… eh?
  • You know schools don’t issue a snow day unless there is a severe blizzard
  • You don’t mind leaving your wet winter boots at the door when visiting your dentist, etc. 
  • You order a “double-double” at Tim Horton’s (famous coffee shop, Canada’s pride), not two cream and two sugar 
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians: You may be living in Canada if:
  • Your local Dairy Queen (ice cream shop) is closed from September through May
  • Someone in a Home Depot offers you assistance… and they don’t work there
  • You’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time
  • You’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number
  • You measure distance in hours 
  • You know several people who have hit a deer more than once 
  • You have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again 
  • You can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
  • You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked 
  • You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them 
  • You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit 
  • The speed limit on the highway is 80 km and you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you 
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow 
  • You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction 
  • You have more miles on your snow blower than your car 
  • You find 2 degrees “a little” chilly 
  • If you actually understand these Canadian jokes, you definitely live in Canada! :)
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Canadian Humour